First Times with Fozzie

Episode 9 - First Time I Watched "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"

fozziebare — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 02:00:00 -0400

No matter what your favorite television show there was a first time you saw that show. This week I invited my good friends Bill, Emily, Erica, and Jay into (and in some cases back into) the First Times Studio to talk about the first time we ever saw the Joss Whedon series Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Some of us started at the beginning, some of us came to the show much later, but we are all unified in our undying adoration for one of the best series ever created. Spoiler alert: there are a couple times we attempt to sing lines form the musical episode. You have been warned.

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Music for the episode provided by the Queer Urban Orchestra

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Show Topics?

fozziebare — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 15:52:02 -0400

What are some fun, interesting, intriguing, heartfelt, and/or moving First Times topics we can tackle in future shows? Keep in mind the sex one is coming eventually. Probably for my 100th “Very Special Episode.”

Episode 8 - First Time I Gave Birth

fozziebare — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 01:58:00 -0400

It may shock you to know that I have in fact never given birth to a human child. YET. Anyway, I’m still curious about the details so I invited my good friend Rachel into the First Times Studio to give me the down and dirty details about the process of delivering a child into the world. She had limited time so this episode is short on content but long on talk of body fluids. Spoiler alert: the term “mucous plug” is used freely and without comedic overtones.

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Music for the episode provided by the Queer Urban Orchestra

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Episode 7 - First Time I Knew I Was an Atheist

fozziebare — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 07:11:29 -0400

Gentle listeners, as you may or may not know I am a devout Atheist. Whereas many of you may believe the same, many of you probably believe in a higher power. Whatever your belief system I hope there was a journey toward that revelation. This week I invited one of my besties, Joey, into the First Times Studio to share when we first came to the realization that there is no God. Spoiler alert: it was right around the time White Chicks hit number one at the box office.

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Music for the episode provided by the Queer Urban Orchestra

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Episode 6 - First Time I Saw the "Alien" Franchise

fozziebare — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 16:15:00 -0400

If you’re an awesome human being you obviously love the “Alien” films (some of them more than others). Obviously “Alien” and “Aliens” are near perfect films but there are several others that are contentious at best. This week I invited my buddy Jay into the First Times Studio to talk about how we first saw these films and how they changed our lives for the better. While some of you may not love the movies as much as Jay and I I can assure you that you’ll love hearing us talk about them. Enjoy!

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Music for the episode provided by the Queer Urban Orchestra

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Episode 5 - First Time I Knew I Wasn't A Straight, White Male

fozziebare — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 11:14:00 -0400

This week I invited one of my best Twitter friends, Oestrus, into the First Times Studio to talk about the first time we realized we were not straight, white males. While we are both white, being not straight has kept us out of the White House for the time being. While I am a raging, militant homosexual, Oestrus is a delicate flower of a transgendered woman. Growing up and coming out are always different for everyone and we each share our stories and hope you’ll do the same.

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Music for the episode provided by the Queer Urban Orchestra

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Episode 4 - First Time I Got a Job

fozziebare — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 10:44:00 -0400

Of all the topics we’ve covered to date this one is the great equalizer, unless you’re a Romney. All of us have had a first job and all of those first jobs have sucked donkey balls. This week I invited Andy in from Hear Andy Talk to discuss our first job experiences and finally come clean about all the stuff we stole. Enjoy!!

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Music for the episode provided by the Queer Urban Orchestra

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Episode 3 - First Time I Attended a Convention

fozziebare — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 17:14:00 -0400

This week Merrill Barr from The Idiot Boxers Podcast joined me in the First Times Studio to talk about his original convention experience. Merrill and I are both snobby, elitist, East Coasters so our convention experience pales in comparison to many San Diego Comicon-goers but we still reveled in the geekery. We also got a slue of responses from fans.

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Episode 2 - First Time I Saw a Movie in the Theater

fozziebare — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 23:16:00 -0400

This week I was joined in the First Times Studio by Tina Seamonster to talk about the first time we remember seeing a movie in the theater. Whereas mine is a vague recollection of three women with perms kidnapping their boss Tina’s is a heartfelt story about a bonding experience with her father which shaped her entire life.

This time around we have contributions from the following listeners:
Christopher Edwards @Xtopher1974
Melissa Esposito - @Craftgasm Craftgasm.etsy.com
RJ Dennis - @RJDennis RJDennis.Net
Corky: @dj_corky2001
Scott Fogel (no web presence, just generally awesome in real life).

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(Or check it out in the iTunes store by searching for “First Times With Fozzie”)

Episode 1 - First Time Doing Stand-Up Comedy

fozziebare — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 14:05:00 -0400

For our inaugural episode I invited good friend of the show Matty Field into the First Time Studio to talk about our first time doing stand-up comedy. While most people’s memory of their first time doing stand-up is a hazy mess clouded by adrenaline and alcohol Matty’s first time is recorded for all the world to see (see above). Whereas I failed miserably my first time Matty won a competition on his first night and is well on his way to becoming a star. Meanwhile I’m still doing podcasts and crying myself to sleep on my tear soaked pillow every night.

Regardless we both did it and recommend that you do it as well.

Friends of the show also sent in their stories and I have no doubt each of them will be a huge star. This first time is about facing fears and each one of these people did that and no matter how it went they already won.

Contributors:

Frank Liotti: FrankLiotti.com

Amy Donohue: FabAmy.wordpress.com

Tony Tripoli: TonyTripoli.com

Lauren Bancroft: SNLBound.tumblr.com

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First Times with Fozzie....COMING SOON!

fozziebare — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 23:14:13 -0400

Hey all,

Very soon I will be launching my new podcast which can be found right here. On the show I will have a guest every week and we will discuss the first time we (fill in the blank). From visiting Disney to finding out about Santa Clause to events a little more bawdy we will cover it all and you will be a part of the discussion. I want all of my listeners and friends to participate by sending me your first time stories. I will post a question here about the week’s topic and you can submit your stories to be read on the show. If yours is awesome I will invite you on as a guest!

So follow this page and feel free to participate. I know you all have amazing stories and I want to hear them.

Fozzie!